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It’s a miracle!

My truck was recently hit quite severely as it sat in my work’s parking lot.  Apparently, the driver of the other had his brakes go out and decided to use my truck as a full-speed stopping point rather...

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Abbott, Costello and Job

Most people are familiar with the biblical story of Job. He loved God and God rewarded him for that love. Satan was jealous of the attention God gave Job. So Satan started getting God to test Job. To...

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My Blog is not doing FANTASTIC!

According to Robert X. Cringely the Third*: If you want to figure how many people read a column from the number of comments, try multiplying by at least 1000. Thus, since I sometimes get one comment...

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Sweatshops in China?

Apparently there are sweatshops in China. Who knew? Maybe one day the workers in China will get together and form a national union to ensure workers’ rights. Maybe through their collective efforts they...

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To the guy driving behind me in a construction zone…

You may have not noticed, but we’re driving in a construction zone. See the orange cones? And we’re also down to only one lane. You notice that right? And right now there is a line of cars and trucks...

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Obamacare is working?!

The major health insurance companies around the country are reporting a significant increase in small businesses offering health care benefits to their employees. Why? Because the tax cut created in...

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Microsoft’s Bing does not read minds

Microsoft has a new advertisement about its search engine Bing. The ad has two guys shopping. One guy asks the other guy whether they should get salsa. The other guy starts talking about salsa dancing....

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Burn Notice – Return for the Kill

(Scene opens with Sam, Michael, and Fiona at Michael’s loft. Sam is drinking a mojito. Michael is eating yogurt. Fiona is cleaning an automatic submachine gun.) Fiona: Michael, any news on the people...

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A really weird date

Oh man, I just remembered the weirdest date I ever had.  There was this smoking hot chick who was in one of my college classes.  I had a huge crush on her.  I finally got the courage to ask her out and...

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The Difficulty of Satire

While most people have no trouble understanding satire, the net is filled with people who simply cannot get it, even when they admittedly understand the concept of it. I’m convinced the inability to...

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